Db

Cb

I'm coming

hard

for

friday

like

a

pedo-

phile

Gb

at his

computer

desk

watching

Rebecca

smile.

Db

Cb

I go

the extra

mile

the

marathon's

Gb

27th

mile.

Then

I hit the

ice

cold

beverage

aisle.

Db

Cb

I got

a

cast

-iron

liver

Gb

Bbb

and i would

rather

drown

my sorrows

than

cry

a river

Eb7 FLAT_SIX_MAJOR

I use

my brain

like

you

use a

plane

flight

ticket.

Gb

now I'm

in a

place

where

all the

fences are

white picket.

Db

Cb

The only

way

it might

get

disturbing

is

Gb

if you're

bothered

by the

sound

of light

cricket

chirping.

Db

Cb

I just

let it

soak in

like

Robi-

tussen

Gb

and about

the

fast-

paced

rat race

there's no

discus-

sion

Db

Cb

I'm just

trying

to get

into the

proper mood.

Gb

Bbb

Remix

of

everyday

life

chopped

and

screwed.

Eb7 FLAT_SIX_MAJOR

What can

I do

to get

the week-

days

behind

me?

Gb

Absus2

Wat-

sky

remind me.

Thank

you,

kindly.

Db

Cb

Compared

to

mine,

all

testi-

cles,

hecka

small

Gb

mine

crack

walls

like a

wrecking

ball

Db

Cb

When my

checkered

drawers

fall,

y'all

see

orna-

ments

Gb

fit

for a

porno

flick

Time to

deck the

halls.

Db

Cb

I'm glad

it's all

finished

this week

is all

bidness

Gb

Bbb

but now

i'm

chilling

sprawled out

with a

tall

Guinness.

Eb7 FLAT_SIX_MAJOR

I'm gunna

set the

world

record

for the

funnest

time ever

Gb

had

on the

planet,

so

everybody

call

Guinness.

Db

Cb

I swear

a lot,

this ain't

Fisher-

Price

Gb

If I'm

a bad

in-

fluence,

then here's

some great

advice:

Db

Cb

Kids,

don't

be a

dickweed!

Appreciate

the

shit

Gb

out of

the present

moment

and

be

fucking

nice!

Db

Cb

I

whistle

weird

for the

tune of

it.

but

Gb

Bbb

if they

all did

it would

ruin it.

We spent

two

months

Eb7 FLAT_SIX_MAJOR

on this

here

bluegrass,

folk-rock

hip-hop

album

because

we

Gb

Absus2

really

felt like

doing it.

So

every-

body,

kick

Db

Cb

I'm

an

Amuri-

can

I put

my

work

in.

Gb

and when

my work's

done

it's time

for perk-

ing

Db

Cb

Hey

let's

invite

the vultures

down to

have

a drink

Gb

they

must be

getting

tired

of doing

all

that

circling

Db

Cb

cause it's

the world's

end

We're

over

heat-a-lated

Gb

Bbb

and from

what I

hear

we're

also

over

people-ated

Eb7 FLAT_SIX_MAJOR

so there's

no

room

or we'll

just ex-

plode soon

Gb

So let's

get

inebriated

and

forget

what we

created.

Db

Cb

So

I've been

thinking,

we should

have a

big

party

Gb

for

all

humans,

and

even

women.

(ladies)

Db

Cb

For the

dumb

southern-

ers,

the

lazy

mexi-

cans,

Gb

the a-rabs

and

the

coloreds

and

their

peckers

and

Db

Cb

the

cheap

jews,

which is

me too.

I'll even

treat you (L'chaim)

Gb

Bbb

But

just

this once,

cause

nothing's

free

dude.

Eb7 FLAT_SIX_MAJOR

And

when the

fiery end

comes,

we'll

burn up

quicker

Gb7

Absus2

because

we're full

of liquor

So

every-

body kick